After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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