Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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