At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You need Xanax blowdarts
You're a waste of cheezeits
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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