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Is it normal to miss your booty call?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin

(914): View more from New York

and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

(510): View more from California

She acts like batman?

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(480): View more from Arizona

Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy

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(301): View more from Maryland

You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope

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(514): View more from Quebec

i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."

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(845): View more from New York

I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(410): View more from Maryland

my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.

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(806): View more from Texas

I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you

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