In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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