Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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