You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
