Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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