Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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