Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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