she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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