what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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