the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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