operation have a gay friend backfired
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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