i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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