Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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