I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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