I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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