I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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