we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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