i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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