WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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