if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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