I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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