East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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