My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
