We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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