i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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