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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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