i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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