I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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