i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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