she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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