I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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