all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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