i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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