belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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