But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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