Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you still have your period?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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