If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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