Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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