talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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