I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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