wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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