Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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