I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
