We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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