Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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