I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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