I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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