Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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