Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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